storytime i was scammed by a man sized rat

so i was at chuck e cheese today
as you do 2 days before finals
and i was in a competition with my brother to see who get the most tickets because we're literally toddlers
and i went up to one of those price is right looking wheel machines
and i shit you not the wheel landed right on the 50 ticket sign
and what happened next??????????
not ONE FUCKING TICKET CAME OUT
not only was i served cheap food
forced to sit through an oversized mickey mouse cosplayer sing
but i was now disrespected like that
this incident then resulted in a series of messages to my friend including but not limited to
"i wanna bitch slap that smug fuckin rat"
its important to note chuck e cheese is a mouse